Falling off the wagon already

I'm looking for love in all the wrong places, but

Ain’t that the reason you’re at this bar?

If I meet you, nameless, there, does virtuality really make a difference?

We are both anonymous.

But maybe I needed to see your face, because when I did, it gave me hope.

Dear S, You have no interest in me,and why would you? How foolish. We hardly know eachother. Yes, your sister was my friend in high school, and your best friend is my best friend's brother, but that's not kismet amour, that just means I will see you a lot. I faced reality, there's nothing for us here. You're either too young or I'm too dull, but in both situations I'm not seeing anything like a spark in our future. It's time for me to stop writing bad screenplays. Sorry for wasting your texts. Let's just stay friendly acquaintances, yeah? It's worked for the past 5 years. Platonic love and apologies, M

My God, I am so stressed out.

"If you want to know the truth...real ugly girls have it tough...  Don't ever tell anybody anything, if you do you start missing everybody."

-HC

WHO THE HELL HAVE I BECOME?!?!?!?!


Commence panic attack/identity crisis

The only way to not be left behind, she whispered, is to leave them all behind. Be brave with each toe you step outside of comfort; be brave with every line you toe.

IMY

I just admitted by age by having to look up a text abbreviation: IMY.

To my surprise and sudden heart-warmth, it stands for "I Miss You."

<3

Fuhgettaboutit

I'm through trying to understand how this works.  I'm done trying to interpret something I don't know anything about.  Straight up is the only way I can understand it, so you all had better act accordingly.

The end.