WHO THE HELL HAVE I BECOME?!?!?!?!


Commence panic attack/identity crisis

The only way to not be left behind, she whispered, is to leave them all behind. Be brave with each toe you step outside of comfort; be brave with every line you toe.

IMY

I just admitted by age by having to look up a text abbreviation: IMY.

To my surprise and sudden heart-warmth, it stands for "I Miss You."

<3

Fuhgettaboutit

I'm through trying to understand how this works.  I'm done trying to interpret something I don't know anything about.  Straight up is the only way I can understand it, so you all had better act accordingly.

The end.

It turns out...

I do not just need a new life, I also need new friends.  And a new body.  And a new face.  And preferably, a new living situation.

kthxbye

Maybe that's how's how books get written...

Duey Cocks
Pronounced Doo-ee Cawx
Definition: a name

Due
Pronounced Doo-ay
Often mispronounced Doo-ee
Definition: Italian for 2

Ho comminciato ridere e non ho fermato per un lungo tempo perche' la situazione era buffa e anche la mia professoressa ha ridi.  Sono molto molto immatura...

Ah, e adesso, Peacock viene al mio itunes. LOL